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Jan 27, 2017

Dear Mr. President,

Today, the news reported that people were being turned away from the United States in unprecedented numbers. They're all also Muslims. The news is calling it a Muslim ban, but it can't really be that, can it? I mean, you wouldn't turn away an entire religion would you? You are, after all, the leader of the FREE world. I guess I can kind of understand. There have been a lot of terrorist attacks perpetuated by Muslims, so the logic is that if there aren't any Muslims, there won't be any terror, right?

Mr. President, what about the people who committed acts of terror who weren't Muslim? I'll bet you have an awesome second part of this plan to protect us from those terrorists too.
I am worried though, because not all Muslims are bad any more than all blacks are thugs, all police are killers, or all lesbians go to Lilith Fair. I can't wait for the Muslims to get to come back into the country. They are going to feel so much safer after you've implemented what I can only assume is a comprehensive plan to combat terrorism in the United States.

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