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Feb 20, 2017 Part 2

Dear Mr. President,

There has been an awful lot of uproar lately about you wanting to defund Planned Parenthood. The talk is that Federal money should not go toward abortions, and on that Sir, you are absolutely correct. That's why no Federal funding goes toward abortion services at Planned Parenthood. Now, after that, they provide a lot of really useful and necessary care. You see, Mr. President, we women take a lot of specialized care to remain the ravishing creatures you see before you. Some of us, though, can't afford it all. And it's not our fault, Sir. We didn't ask to be born with uteruses, but since we have them, we have to ensure their health.

I'm not sure if you know this or not because I'm not sure you've every had occasion to visit a Planned Parenthood clinic, but they also provide pap smears, disease screenings, STD treatment, birth control, and more things that I'm sure I'm forgetting. Without their services, I'm afraid the country will have a much larger bill in the future. See, without the pap smears, you're looking at more acute illnesses that will have to be treated through the health care system. Without the birth control, more people who cannot afford more babies will get pregnant, creating more babies and more of a strain on government assistance programs. I'm sure you don't want that, Mr. President. Why would you? At least those people will still be covered under the Affordable Care Act, so it could be worse.

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