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Mar 17, 2017

Dear Mr. President,
I have so enjoyed watching your meetings with world leaders. It is so important for the American President to be seen fostering relations with our allies. Your meetings with Mr. Abe and Mr. Trudeau went very well. I wonder though, Mr. President, if you were feeling very well when Angela Merkel visited from Germany. As you know, I currently live in Germany, so it was very nice for me to see the leaders of these two specific nations come together as congenially as with Canada and Japan. The reason I ask Sir, is because while you shook Prime Minister Abe's hand for some 18 seconds and you shared a very neighborly, “bro-like” handshake with Prime Minister Trudeau, Chancellor Merkel got no such shake. I know you would never snub such an important ally, so I wanted to make sure that you were feeling alright, and had gotten over what must have made you under the weather the day of Chancellor Merkel's visit. You should probably not meet with world leaders when you're ill, Sir. It would not be a good thing if an illness spread throughout the free world.
Anyway, I hope you get well soon.

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