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Apr 22, 2017 Part 1

Dear Mr. President,

I see no one told you, but Purple Hearts are not really something to be congratulated. I don't think that the man really wanted to be congratulated on losing his leg. Next time, you should just thank him for his service to your country. Maybe consider getting rid of the media coverage. A lot of these guys aren't really down for all the hype and recognition. They just like to know that their sacrifices are appreciated. It's another one of those solemn occasions, Sir.

PS- It was nice to see Melania out. I was starting to get worried about her. We hardly see her anymore.

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